Oh Dear God, I’m an iOS Gamer

If you had, at any previous point in my life, told me that I would primarily be gaming on my phone, I would have been offended. The mere thought of gaming on a mobile device that wasn’t from a legitimate game company is absurd. “Excuse me, sir or madam, I play GAMES. I don’t play APPS.” is something like what I would have said to you. But that’s changed, and I’m okay with that.